What's running through your head right now is likely a mix between "Who is Kali?" and "Why are assassins after this girl?" Well. That shouldn't take too long to clear up. First of all, Kali's a goddess that assassins kill people for, a band of worshippers called a Thugee, plurl of Thug. Now, I haven't offended Kali, at least not yet. But I believe I will in another existence of me. You see, there's something called the fifth dimension. To have help on understand the dimensions, click here. Now, if the Christian and Jewish (also other religions) god's everywhere at the same time, that must mean he's everywhere in the first three dimensions, and he doesn't die, so everywhere in the fourth as well. Who's to say Kali can't be everywhere in the fifth? Therefore, somewhere in the fifth dimension I offend her, and she decides I must be killed in all possible versions of me, sending her assassins after me.

That doesn't mean there aren't bonuses to this. Oh, there are good points. For instance, by waking up faster, I can get more done, instead of just lying in bed. Which, this would be actually very helpful, were I not very lazy even after I get up. But at least the assassins willn't get me.

Now, I feel assassins have a bad name. They are much better than hit men. I rather do not like hit men. If hit men came after me, I wouldn't bother trying to stand a chance. What would be the point? It's a -hit man-. Hit man. They have guns. You're dead, dude. But with an Assassin, you might stand a chance, maybe. If you have sharp objects in your room, like I do. And if you know how to use them, like I sort-of do.

Anyways, what I was trying to get at with this, is that they should replace hit men with assassins. But there's a lot with this world that I want to change, and if I could, assassins wouldn't be the first thing I'd change. Perhaps I'd change that dragons are gone. I like dragons.